Mad Lib (The Awesome Thug)

         It was the school talent show, and I was next. My palms were sweaty and the butterrflies in my stomach were going crazy. Suzy Wormhuhrih began to exit after she pathetically sang Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. I strutted up on stage and sat on the stool. And I began my beautiful cover of A Thousand Miles by Vannessa Carlton.

         "And I need you

          And I miss you

          And now I wonder....

          If I could fall

          Into the sky

          Do you think time

          Would pass me by

          'Cause you know I'd walk

           A thousand miles

           If I could 

           Just see you

           Tonight."

        When I was done I exited the stage and waited on the front row till they announced the winners. While I waited I went to the refreshment table and got some goldfish, fruit snacks, and a whale shaped brownie. I went to the front row and continued cheering on my classmates, but secretly hoping they would fall on their face.

         They finally called all contestants to the front of the stage. We sat there whispering to our friends and waiting till they called out the top four names. "In fourth place, burping the alphabet, Malcom Whithespoon," the principle announced. He handed him his small, scrawny trophy and went to his spot. 

          "In third place, singing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, Suzy Wormhuhrih." Who knew she would make it to the top four? Well, I guess that's what you get when you're the class pet and bring the teachers an apple every day. How cliche.

         Finally the top two! "Drum roll please," adding a dramatic pause,"in first place Daisy Sumper." And quickly after, "Oh, ya and second to Merisa." OMG, I won, I Daisy Sumper have won the eighth grade talent show. I trampled racing to get my, oh yes, golden keyboard. 

         They handed me my prize and we all went back to our seats. Except me when I sat down I fell backwards and landed straight on my butt. As I gathered my belongings and righted the chair. I secretly looked around cautiously and sat down. 

          As I listened to the teachers give a crappy speech about how it doesn't matter how you did blah, blah, blah, I turned to hear snickers and giggles behind me. I slowly turned to see Bob and his posy laughing and pointed at....me! 

          I immetiatly acted on response and backed up to give them a piece of my mind. And boy did I chew them out. "Don't you have anything better to do then make fun of me and others. Ya, I didn't think so. And another thing I bet you have never fallen and do something embarrassing. Now, why don't you put your finger down or so help." Just before I could finish Mrs. Barku came teetering down the aisle, "Young Lady you need to sit down and be quiet. And guys why don't you move own and witch with them." 

          I sat down silently and some considerably sketchy guys came to replace the boys before them. Now, I did what any normal person would do I leaned back and tried to make them my friends before they could beat me up or put gum in my hair.

         "Hey, what's up my homie G's."

        As they were in the middle of exchanging there leader, person thing shushed them and began to talk, "Don't call us that!" He barked. 

          "Okay, so we cool then!" 

            "Ya, sure." We exchanged some sort of hand shake and then when the show was over we got up and went outside. From then on I became Thug Nasty Cali.