Survival Guide (Missions)

Math- Always have a good attitude. No matter how upset or annoyed with the homework you've been givin don't show it. Also, never forget a pencil, your math folder, and your composition book. Absolutely never, ever text, she will take it right up.

Reading- Mrs.Motley is the dress code nazi. Don't ever wear short shorts, spaggatti straps, and no nike shorts, ladies. And guys keep you're pants up, boxers ugly to look at. Oh, and you don't have a lot of assignments from her so don't forget them. We are allowed to read on our phones, iPads, etc. but, don't bet caught on another app or no electronics for you.

  

Blogger Challange #19

Rose

     This is my rose. I made it out of the Japanese art of origami. I used two pieces of six by six paper and expo markers. I folded the paper according to the instructions i found on http://www.origami-instructions.com/easy-origami-rose.html. After that I colored the flower part with a red expo. And with the help of Amber I created the leaves. I eventually colored it green and then took a picture.

Pick your prompt challenge #1

        Poo- Slinger 5000. This amazing vehicle is created to portray the amazing monkey. It's named because of one of their favorite activities poo slinging!!!!!!! This car has the ability to shoot unknown substances at cars who cut you off or if you see a much hated co- worker. 

      This car can even auto pilot so you can ride upon the poo-slinger as it takes you to your destination. No matter where it is the poo-slinger can bring you there. 

       With its dark brown interior you can't feel more at home. Is seats up to eight passengers comfortably. Ironically each seat has its own banana holder. You would think this was a normal car. Well, you are wrong. Instead of wheels there are four legs that give you the feel of riding on a monkey.

        The poo slinger also comes with a life supply of bananas and a complementary banana peeler. Mmmmmm. Yum. I know what your thinking, "But, wouldn't the bananas go bad." No! Your wrong. With new technology can keep your bananas  fresh for up to one year. 

         If for some reason you are near any type of monkeys you will attracte them with your monkey musk. You will be a monkey person in no time.

Blog Challenge#9

                             It's a long road to nowhere!

                                      Don't you ever steal my cookie again!

                       So, does it go here?

            What did you say about my momma?

                                                  Well, I'm gonna run out of food!

                                           You can move a mountain......or a house.

                                         You aren't so tough know, huh, snake.......OW!

               Do you think he saw.....*giggle?

            Ok, I'm ready for my spanking.

                                                      Are we in Vegas?

                                         We are alien abduction survivalist!

                                             Stay strong!

                                                        Besties for the resties!!!

                                                  Bye now, don't come back.

                                            No, it doesn't go there God Debby.

                                 Can I be fake to!?!?

                                                        Want to share?

                                                       Don't forget pinkies up!

                        I don't like it here.