Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Pick your prompt challenge #1

        Poo- Slinger 5000. This amazing vehicle is created to portray the amazing monkey. It's named because of one of their favorite activities poo slinging!!!!!!! This car has the ability to shoot unknown substances at cars who cut you off or if you see a much hated co- worker. 
      This car can even auto pilot so you can ride upon the poo-slinger as it takes you to your destination. No matter where it is the poo-slinger can bring you there. 
       With its dark brown interior you can't feel more at home. Is seats up to eight passengers comfortably. Ironically each seat has its own banana holder. You would think this was a normal car. Well, you are wrong. Instead of wheels there are four legs that give you the feel of riding on a monkey.
        The poo slinger also comes with a life supply of bananas and a complementary banana peeler. Mmmmmm. Yum. I know what your thinking, "But, wouldn't the bananas go bad." No! Your wrong. With new technology can keep your bananas  fresh for up to one year. 
         If for some reason you are near any type of monkeys you will attracte them with your monkey musk. You will be a monkey person in no time.

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